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| Eminem Encore | ||
| Released | June 7, 2005 | |
| Recorded | 2004 | |
| Format | CD single, 7" vinyl | |
| Genre | Hip hop | |
| Length | 4:25 | |
| Label | Shady, Aftermath, Interscope | |
| Writer | M. Mathers, A. Young, M. Elizondo, M. Batson, C. Pope | |
| Producer | Dr. Dre, Mike Elizondo | |
| Single information | ||
| Single release | June 7, 2005 | |
| Video release | May 20, 2005 | |
| ←Last single "Mockingbird" |
Next single→ "Welcome 2 Detroit" | |
Ass Like That is an Eminem track which appears as the fourteenth track on the Encore album. It was also released as a single. Eminem puts on an accent for this song, fantasizing about females with an "ass like that", making his "pee pee/Slinky" go "duh do-ing do-ing do-ing" which is a reference to erection, but is also trying to be innocent with the police. The females include Jessica Simpson, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Britney Spears (although he didn't compliment her), Hilary Duff, JoJo, Janet Jackson (while referring the Super Bowl XXXVIII incident) and Gwen Stefani. The song also contains lyrics which mock R. Kelly, Pee-Wee Herman, Michael Jackson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dr. Dre makes a brief and unaccredited appearance at the end of the song, asking Eminem, "'fuck is wrong with you?". Eminem responds with "AH!" Mimicking, what Pee-Wee Herman had said. After the incident that had happened back in the year of 1991 for committing sexual touch towards himself, Pee-Wee inside of a movie theater. With his career ruined it is mocked in the song, “Ass Like That” by the ‘king of rap’ himself, Eminem or at the time Slim Shady.
Lyrics[]
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing
[Verse 1]
The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being!
I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive!
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
Doing doing doing
[Verse 2]
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat!
I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped!
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
Cause there's a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen her butt like that
Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
[Verse 3]
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
[Dr. Dre] THE FUCK IS WRONG WITCHU?
[Eminem] HA!!
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